U speal English?

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Chinese: Bie Bàaa Aaa Diee Dyauuu Eèeeeh zzzhüuüu
Arabic: Al ulu utmidth Aaaaalmaaasdraka budasefebraaaachhh ielabardak hanachuu
Hebrew: Zeh bedertovv rèzzhentienot bodrazeliem abdremem.
Japanese: Hoooo Shin dooo des! Waa sabanu, ün booo jin desu!
Korean: Oooh waa duubüu hooo din des! Kim doo raa! Kim Jong Il!
Italian: Bongiourno, di giellati nuo perfecto! Ala chinpacta nella la pranaavè!
French: Aaah bonjour, bageuttes pour la addèh, à la boujou ou merci beaucoup.
Swedish: Haaallöooöh! Hüuur mår du det! Knäckebröt är jättäbrååå! Deeee süu müuckee her, vooo pråataa jooo för hellvette fåhn gåt dåm åt. Joooo kööpaa en nuuu Hendrik by Ikea, ooo koopa ååck en Bidda oock Pöka by Ikea.
Danish: Heeee UH. JÀAAi eeehhUH DÈnsk. Diii èr MAILLL chhhhhh chhhh.... AHØH my Throat!!! Maailleee IENTELESOEHHH *spit* ØØØH diiii øøhk. Fæhn NorskIEH FAHN SVERGE!
Norwegian: Haaallöo, bookeee stüuudebuudeh, vii är bæddre i færgløch meee Dansker, vii sprecher ikke som Idioter.
Russian: Dobro dyen, pradrastovok, korsakov bodramtalakrov pristedzyniek, kalashnikov pro zh sv raazdav.
Hungarian: Keplekek, ömdek tablavan kalapat, upèt, mèt trèbèlok prètè.
Turkish: Güunde! Bog sadamrü bedrü terörler! Bu Döner Kebab tshok fenaa! Türkler ralak etmek.
American: Hellow, you have a good day, rrrr, heh God damn America.
British English: Hellò, you have a good day sir? God Damn Bloody Hell America!
Australian English: Hellò, you have a good day sir? God Damn Bloody Hellcangaroos in America!
German: Hallo daa, und wiener Buude, wir raschen was reichst brellt über.
Spanish: Holla! Vacaciones muy interesantes! Y nos no workos, por la valeria! Y tenemos Rajoy!
Mexican-Spanish: Holla! Vacaciones muy interesantes! Y nos no workos, porque yn Amerika, muy agreable! Y tenemos Maffia y drugas!
Greek: Tena atèna! Atralèna set iorchos katalaveno. Hellas destructèna, now os try-os of Avrupèa Money-as geto.
Dutch: Hallo, hoe is het ermee! Wij zijn rijk aan Friezen en ander tuig.
Luxembourgish: Läätzö Journàl ën Lätzebüërgsch äsh intëressänt! Vär Lüxe Land! Däts whÿ: Lüxemburg. Ai ai Kukelai, väi spëak with very stüpiditë.
Switzerdütsch: Hällo, vi kan Deutsch sprachen, aber vi fundan mer interessan, spraken i Swetzer-Düütsch, vi sprachen ooch nur Unsönn.
Swedish from Ikea: Uppsala, komma die childrenaaa to Smålånd!
Esperanto: Esperanto ke international lingua. Nunca utiliserad bun, but anyway omos thought that importante think up lingua, detta is not anyway utiliserad i futura.
Welsh: Chrrrreasrtskdhfiejnch uprrchsweach uuutreach fleach. Cymreaaggg cymbals drums.
Irish: Gaelig Èirre Chreach Èistrael Sinn Féin à scha sun voi each.
Afrikaans: Jy moe ny kyke ny, fuile afrikaan.
Indonesian: Kamasutra saba unda bahasa indonesia dosena.
French by racist-French people: Mèrde tu noir, t'assois dans la merde d'un chien.
Malaysian: Malaysa Bahasa, diferensia Indonesia for usa not cleara, buta we writan dosena as dosina, to make diference.
Finnish: Suomi käälää ä poosäätää! Täärääsöhupaa Sväädäähä läänää ha höömöö.
Rumanian: Ce faci! Rumanul este interesantul printu viural! Printul ce strani multe criminalul.
Polish: ćzećedźno, ćzebrazłaszalni uprałpolska, Rosjanie Dupek.
Swahili: Habari Hujambo, Uba afawaka ubra yako sijambe sjamba yaka?
Portugese: Éshhta Portuguêsssh, éssht umbohzhoozhal.
Estonian: Sitapea soovitan vaesus kandja kartjakea paeso sukai.
Lithuanian: Aš upai kurai kalo pudra stverti latviai gauti skurdą.
Latvian: Pakala krivi liecari es ina nabaditvi lietuvieši karš nabadzību
Gallician: Pobreza moi furta portador suxiren baba cadrasa trabalha
Yiddish: Zeh German ish nicht glycha like zeh normalsh germansh, eesh mor like yiddish somethingsh.
Latin: Paupertatem pro admodum importantus ecclesia paterus non rapere parva filii.
Maltese: mhux il-zgha isqabak rafsebla ibruxxughi gwerra faqar.
Baskian: Lortzeque xarros txakal vaskraba ipollo asratab Euskara asultos.
Catalan: Nosaltres imitera Espanoles i Italienos, és atempta creèra nosaltres propi lingua
Slovenian: Brazdjec šeleca braz dalvi s vrasha čia
Czech: Brazdjec šéleca braz dálví s vrasha čiá já
Slovakian: Brazdjúc šéléca bráz dálvi s vrashá čiá já
Simple English: You card? You not in bus without card.
Serbian: Trkva oratst ritshela karadzhits servia-bosnia samo rat.
Frisian: Ekte fryske minske, die proate eckt fryske joah, mit Piet Paulusma oan it wêr.



Chinese-English: Hello u sih, I com hè too sè, whèh I gooh laiht, I cà com too otha stleet? I nee brin pizza, I jus eemgrait, bee us gouvelmeh
French-English: Good dayeh, I comeh he becauz I wantoo learn theh eenglisheh, u canh teashmeeeeh, becaus my accèn is bad.
German-English: Hello, zeh good day! I came here by, because Ai want to wys, wo I can fynda zeh gut German kurs.
Japanese-English: Konnichiwa! Watashi wa nihongo desu. Watashi totemo ii desu! Watashi wa eigo wo hanasenai yo!
Japanese by Teenagers: XXDDDD :DD :DDD :3 :3 KAWAAAII